BOUNTY HUNTER GUILD RECRUITMENT FORM

So... You think you've got what it takes to be a bounty hunter? You think you have the ruthless streak required to sell out anyone and anything for a fast credit?

Answer the questions below and tally your score. Then check out the table at the bottom and see if you’re low enough to qualify...

Question 1 - You see an old lady trying to cross the street. Do you...

(A) Rush over to help her, adhering to the deep streak of goodness that courses through you.

(B) Ponder for a moment, but eventually help her.

(C) Check your warrants list to make sure she’s not wanted and whack her anyway for the target practise.

Question 2 - Whilst at a party you realise that you're pretty much being ignored. What will you do?

(A) Find the nearest flower-patterned wallpaper and blend in.

(B) Sidle up to a group of strangers and laugh at their jokes.

(C) Count the heads in the room, tallying up the collective bounty in the room and throw a stun grenade into the fruit punch.

Question 3 - A fluffy little puppy runs up and starts to bark up at you. Do you...

(A) Shy away because you fear anything with teeth.

(B) Fuss it and make doggy noises at it.

(C) Give it till the count of three to run for its doggy life and then frag it on two.

Question 4 - You realise that someone has pushed in front of you in a queue. What do you do?

(A) Don’t even think about it. Life is just one big queue leading down to the grave.

(B) Chew your lip thoughtfully as you decide what to do, and then do nothing.

(C) Get on the com, call a few friends and lay an ambush for him as he leaves.

Question 5 - You have a choice of several musical pleasures. What will you listen to?

(A) Vivaldi’s Four Seasons, to sooth the savage beast within.

(B) Some Bryan Adams. That’s some good rockin’.

(C) Reign in Blood by Slayer – one of many songs you believe were written especially for you.

Question 6 - You find one thousand credits in a bag. What do you do?

(A) Take it to the local police station immediately.

(B) Sit on it for a while, fantasising about what to spend it on and then cave in and give it back.

(C) Place it as bounty on the head of a local crime boss who’s not playing by the rules, cap the boss and claim the money, thereby erasing any trace of its true identity.

Question 7 - You find out that a neighbour has been spreading vicious rumours about you. Do you...

(A) Rise above it. Sticks and stones...

(B) In an uncharacteristic display of emotion you paint “Wanker” on the side of his house and then spend most of the night scrubbing it off.

(C) Tap into a spy satellite, pinpointing the exact location of his house. Armed with the co-ordinates you drop half a kilo tonne of explosive on his house and sell the land for parking space.

Question 8 - You find out that a marine mammal is highly intelligent. What do you do with this knowledge?

(A) Leave them be, throwing them the odd patronising fish when you know they prefer drive-through.

(B) Take a deep interest in their lineage and development, writing a thesis on them and publishing it.

(C) Genetically enhance them to work for you as part of your global spy network.

Question 9 - What are your views on personal freedom?

(A) It’s very liberating.

(B) Never given it much thought but you’re sure you’d miss it if it were gone.

(C) Depends on who’s asking – me or my prey?

Question 10 - What is 2 + 2?

(A) 4.

(B) 4.

(C) At one thousand credits a hit, not a bad days work.

Question 11 - Imagine you are in a restaurant. A waitress approaches. What is the correct response to the following question; 'Would like some more wine, sir?'

(A) `That would be lovely.'

(B) `I shouldn’t but, oh go on then.'

(C) `Alcohol dulls the senses. Say, haven’t I seen you before? Yeah, the Gista hit. Drop that tray and hit the deck sister!'

Question 12 - Someone has smashed the window of your vehicle and made off with your stereo. What do you do?

(A) Yell for assistance.

(B) Claim on the insurance.

(C) Dust the vehicle for fingerprints and once a positive match is identified track the perp down and forcibly remove their fingers from their hand.

Question 13 - Your boss has just shouted at you for being slack. Do you...

(A) Accept your shortcomings and apologise profusely.

(B) Draw a few deep breaths of indignation before swallowing your hostile retort and nodding in agreement.

(C) Lock and load.

Question 14 - You are boarding a ship for well-deserved cruise. After a long wait you finally get to the boarding ramp. What do you do?

(A) Take in the crisp sea breeze and thank the stars for your privileged life.

(B) Grumble beneath your breath about the delay and head straight for the bar.

(C) Melt into the shadows, sneak to the bridge and take command of the ship.

Question 15 - Your lover expresses love for you. What is your response?

(A) `Oh my love, I’ve waited so long to hear those sweet words’.

(B) `About time, I think.'

(C) 'Love is for the weak. D’you think I’m weak? Well, spit it out!’.

So, tally your score and go to the chart below.

Mostly 'A' –You have the ruthless streak of a slice of bacon. Bounty hunting is no more in your blood than it is in Tweety Birds. Welcome to the position of sidekick….

Mostly 'B' – If indecisiveness was a scouts badge you’d have a sleeve full. Not exactly Bossk class, but good enough. Go pick up your licence – you’re in.

Mostly 'C' – If Boba Fett was in town then he’d find an excuse to leave, and quick. Bowels evacuate when you appear. Hail to the king!!

Congratulations!