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the shortest story on the website |
jonathan hicks |
strangely
enough it does exactly what it says on the tin... |
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what if luke accepted vader's proposal?
|
jonathan hicks |
it's the
end of empire strikes back, luke is on the gantry. dave prowse
asks him a question, and luke's answer is slightly different... |
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worst things to say to darth vader |
mark newbold |
he's a big
bloke in black armour and he's in a bit of a crabby mood. what
would you not say to a fella who could turn your windpipe into
confetti... |
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making roleplaying more fun |
louis turfrey |
it's a
hobby that is meant to bring joy and happiness into your life. a
past time to fill the nights with glee. but how do you make it fun
when some people get so darn serious... |
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darth vader commits yoda to the
mental asylum |
jonathan hicks |
vader.
yoda. mental asylum. put these together into a picture and
what do you get? better have a read and find out... |
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revocation of
independence |
jonathan hicks |
the
document that showed to the universe just what a sweet guy that nice
chancellor palpatine really was... |
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revocation of
independence - second amendment |
mark newbold |
...and the
amendment that just made women want to send their daughters to coruscant
and marry that nice chancellor dude... |
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life of anakin |
jonathan hicks |
absolutely
not based on monty pythons life of brian in any way, shape or form
whatsoever... |
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quest for the holy holocron |
mark newbold |
absolutely
not based on monty python and the holy grail in any way, shape or form
whatsoever... |
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imperial recruitment form |
jonathan hicks |
a
recruitment form for the empire... |
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bounty hunter guild recruitment form |
mark newbold |
and
strangely enough a recruitment form for the bounty hunters guild.
wierd that, isn't it... |
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you know you're a star wars fan when... |
jonathan hicks |
if you
don't know you are a star wars fan, this should put your mind at ease... |
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you still know you're a star wars fan when... |
mark newbold |
...and if
that doesn't convince you, maybe this will... |
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if you like star wars then you'll probably like... |
jonathan hicks |
you like
this, you like that, perhaps you even like the other. but if you
like star wars then you'll probably like... |
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the great star wars questionnaire |
jonathan hicks |
life is all
about asking questions. answer this questionnaire and our life
will be complete... |
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comic clips |
jonathan hicks |
by the
master of mirth jonathan hicks. ooooh, my sides are literally
hurting... |
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what now for the empire |
mark newbold |
a
collection of snapshots sent in from shopping malls all around the
galaxy... |
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star wars is real - tom cruise said so... |
jonathan hicks |
so
according to a certain belief system, things have been going on for
quadrillions of years... |
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the george lucas which flannel shirt shall i wear
today site |
mark newbold |
george has
a monumental decision to make every time he gets out of bed - which
flannel shirt to wear... |
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star wars limericks |
mark newbold |
the art of
the limerick is a subtle yet well-defined way of communicating thoughts
and ideas through the medium of poetry. here, presented for the
first time, are a selection of limericks, dedicated to the many
characters of the star wars universe. enjoy... |
