star wars limericks
the art of the limerick is a subtle yet well-defined way of communicating thoughts and ideas through the medium of poetry. here, presented for the first time, are a selection of limericks, dedicated to the many characters of the star wars universe. enjoy.
| jabba the hutt |
The gangster called Jabba the Hutt Sat down on his e-normous butt. He'd put on more weight Due to frogs, which he ate, In a scene from the film that they cut. |
| salacious crumb |
There once was a lackey called Crumb, A Salacious fella, then some. He'd laugh and he'd cackle Just like a darn Jackal Which made him seem terribly dumb. |
| oola |
There once was a dancer called Oola Who trained hard at slave dancing school-a. She'd dance in a pit, For an hour and a bit, Doing ballet, the Salsa and hoola. |
| bib fortuna |
There once was a Domo called Bib. The master of crazy ad-lib. "I made my fortune-a From tinning fresh Tuna." That's not even true, it's a fib. |
| yoda and chewie |
Imagine two guys on the scene. One eight foot and hairy, one green. Drinking all day and night They start several bar fights, Making quite an effective tag-team. |
| the emperor |
There once was an Emperor called Palps Who's chateaux was up in the Alps. He'd go to Naboo For a weekend or two, And have nut oil massaged in his scalp. |