YOU STILL KNOW YOU’RE A STAR WARS FAN WHEN…

More frightful facts that hang an arrow above your head and tell the rest of the universe `I’m a Star Wars fan – mock me.’

1. You insist that Vader says “Bring my shuttle.” Instead of “Prepare my Star Destroyer for my arrival.”
2. You convince gullible people that ET is a sequel to Star Wars because the wrinkled little prune was in Episode I for three seconds.
3. You wonder if Grizzly Adams and Chewbacca could hold an intelligent conversation.
4. You used to tell yourself that Dusty Bin from 1980’s British quiz show 3-2-1 was actually Artoo’s cousin.
5. When Carrie Fisher appeared as Jake Elwood’s girlfriend in the Blues Brothers it meant that she was cheating on poor Han in his Carbonite block.
6. You’ll defend Ewoks as the best cartoon ever on television – but only when drunk.
7. Every time you see a Champion spark plug it makes you think of the Millennium Falcon…
8. …Or a Playboy poster, which makes you think of the Blockade Runner.
9. As you eat your dinner you wonder which type of potato they used in the asteroid sequence in Empire.
10. …Or what size the shoe was in the Jedi Death Star battle.
11. If ILM made the Death Star surface out of Tupperware, what did people eat their lunches out of?