THE STAR WARS HOLIDAY SPECIAL

 

1. INT. MILLENNIUM FALCON - COCKPIT

 

Han and Chewbacca are seated in the cockpit of the Falcon.

 

2. EXT. SPACE

 

The Falcon speeds across the screen. Two Star Destroyers

chase the Falcon and fire on her. Several of the laser

blasts connect with the shields.

 

3. INT. MILLENNIUM FALCON - COCKPIT

 

The Falcon rocks as lasers hit their shields.

 

HAN

That's it I'm turning back.

 

Chewie growls at Han in reply.

 

HAN

I know your family's waiting.

 

Chewie growls again.

 

HAN

I know it's an important day.

 

Chewie growls again at Han.

 

HAN

All right. We'll give it a try. I'll set

short coordinates - we won't jump far.

 

Han flips some switches on a control panel.

 

HAN

I'll get you back there in time, pal.

Trust me.

 

Chewie growls and leans over and pits his arm around Han

very affectionately.

 

4. EXT. SPACE

 

A Star Destroyer is firing on the falcon.

 

5. INT. MILLENNIUM FALCON - COCKPIT

 

HAN

Our only hope now, is to outrun that

Imperial garbage scow, tho'. I'm going

to lightspeed.

 

Chewie growls yet again. Han smiles.

 

HAN

That's the spirit! You'll be celebrating

Life Day before you know it! Standby,

here's where we say goodbye to our

unpleasant friends.

 

The Falcon makes the jump to hyperspace.

 

6. EXT. SPACE - STARFIELD

 

A graphic is displayed over the starfield left from the

Falcon jumping to lightspeed. It says:

THE STAR WARS HOLIDAY SPECIAL

 

ANNOUNCER

The Star Wars Holiday Special. Starring

Mark Hamill as Luke Skywalker.

 

A clip is shown of Luke in his flight uniform.

 

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Harrison Ford as Han Solo.

 

A clip is shown of Han in the cockpit of the Falcon.

 

ANNOUNCER

Carrie Fisher as Princess Leia.

 

A clip is shown of Leia in her white dress from Star Wars.

 

ANNOUNCER

with, Anthony Daniels as C-3PO.

 

A clip is shown of C-3PO.

 

ANNOUNCER

Peter Mayhew as Chewbacca.

 

A clip is shown of Chewie.

 

ANNOUNCER

R2-D2 as R2-D2.

 

A clip is shown of Artoo rolling around.

 

ANNOUNCER

And, James Earl Jones as the voice of

Darth Vader.

 

A clip is shown of Vader walking down a corridor of the

Death Star with an Imperial Officer.

 

ANNOUNCER

Introducing Chewbacca's family,

 

A clip is shown of Chewie's family altogether.

 

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His wife, Malla.

 

A clip is shown of Malla who is around Chewbacca's height

and slightly heavier.

 

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His father, Itchy.

 

A clip is shown of Itchy who is shorter than Chewie. He

has gray and white hair and a very bad under bite.

 

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His son, Lumpy.

 

A clip is shown of Lumpy who is a small wookiee child.

 

ANNOUNCER

With special guest stars, Beatrice

Arthur.

 

A clip of her is shown.

 

ANNOUNCER

Art Carney.

 

A clip of him is shown.

 

ANNOUNCER

Diahann Carroll.

 

A clip of her singing is shown.

 

ANNOUNCER

The Jefferson Starship.

 

A clip of the band performing is shown.

 

ANNOUNCER

Harvey Korman.

 

Different clips of him is shown in the roles he plays.

 

ANNOUNCER

And an animated Star Wars story on...

 

A clip is shown from the cartoon of Boba Fett on some

creature.

 

ANNOUNCER

The Star Wars Holiday Special.

 

The original graphic of THE STAR WARS HOLIDAY SPECIAL,

is brought back up.

 

7. EXT. WOOKIEE HOME - DAY

 

Outside shot of Chewbacca's family's home. It is a high

in the trees and looks like a cartoonish painting.

 

8. INT. WOOKIEE HOME - MAIN LIVING AREA

 

Malla is busy in the kitchen cleaning or cooking. Itchy is

sitting in a chair carving X-wings out of wood. Lumpy

comes down the steps "flying" one of the X-wings that

his grandfather has carved. He then proceeds to "fly" the

X-wing around Itchy's head. Itchy growls at Lumpy in

anger. Malla makes a reluctant Lumpy leave his Grandfather

alone and to take out the garbage. On his way over to the

garbage can, Lumpy sees some cookies on the table and

picks one up. Malla sees this and makes him put it back.

She then hands him the garbage can he is to take out.

Lumpy heads to take out the garbage and Malla goes back

into the kitchen.

 

9. EXT. WOOKIEE HOUSE - PORCH - DAY

 

Lumpy exits the door and sets the can next to it. He

looks through the railing to the cartoonish ground far

below. He then looks back into the house to see if anyone

is watching. Apparently, the coast is clear, so, he

climbs up on the railing and walks along it like a

tightrope walker.

 

10. INT. WOOKIEE HOME - MAIN LIVING AREA

 

Malla walks over to Itchy and pats him on the shoulder.

She then walks over to some shelves and gets a picture

frame down with a picture of Chewbacca in it. Itchy walks

over to her. They exchange some grunts and growls. Malla

goes back to the kitchen. Itchy gets a cartridge from a

shelf and looks around for Lumpy. Lumpy runs up to him.

They head over to a hologram table similar to the chess

board on the Falcon. Itchy puts the cartridge in and a

strange circus of holographic aliens appear. They dance,

do acrobatics, and in general caper around. Lumpy is

very amused by this and claps at the end of the show.

Malla makes Lumpy come over and dry the dishes when its

over.

 

Malla goes over to a computer console and pushes some

buttons on it. Nonsense letter and number combinations

come up and then the message: YOU HAVE REACHED TRAFFIC

CONTROL is displayed. Itchy becomes interested and comes

over to Malla. She pushes more buttons and a message

saying: NO STARSHIPS IN AREA is displayed. Malla switches

off the computer.

 

They both then go over to the shelves again and pull

aside two panels to reveal a hidden communications

monitor. Appearing on the screen is Luke, in his pilot

uniform, and Artoo working on an engine in a workshop.

Luke, who is on his knees, looks up.

 

LUKE

(on monitor)

What's that?

(to Artoo)

Oh, Artoo, look. It's Chewbacca's family.

 

11. INT. WORKSHOP

 

Chewbacca's family waves at Luke and Artoo from the

monitor on Luke's end.

 

12. INT. WOOKIEE HOME - MAIN LIVING AREA

 

On the monitor, Luke gives Artoo something.

 

LUKE

(to Artoo)

Here, keep working on it.

 

Luke gets up and walks toward his monitor.

 

LUKE

(to wookiees)

Hello Malla, Itchy. Hiya Lumpy.

 

The wookiees wave at Luke through the monitor.

 

LUKE

Where's Chewbacca?

 

All three of them start grunting and growling at the same

time. Luke holds up his hands, as if to slow them down.

 

LUKE

Whoa, wait a minute! One at a time.

 

Itchy growls at Lumpy and Lumpy walks away mad at him.

Malla then "explains" to Luke what is wrong.

 

LUKE

Yeah...

 

Something begins to smoke so Artoo whistles and bumps

into Luke's leg. Luke just motions him away without

looking at what Artoo wants.

 

LUKE

Not now, Artoo.

 

Malla gets down the picture of Chewbacca off of her shelf

and holds it up to her monitor. Artoo beeps more at Luke.

This time he notices the problem about the smoke.

 

LUKE

Uh, wait a minute, I don't like the

looks of this. Let me get this fixed.

 

More smoke pours out of the engine that Luke was working

on. He takes a tool to it and adjusts something.

 

LUKE

(to Artoo)

Oh, Artoo, you're supposed to be watching

that... There, that ought to hold it. I

think.

 

He waves the smoke away and makes another adjustment. He

then looks up to his monitor.

 

LUKE

(to Malla)

What's up?

 

He sees the picture of Chewbacca that Malla is holding.

 

LUKE

Chewbacca... yeah, well, bring him to the

screen. I want to say hello to him.

 

The wookiees shake their heads at Luke. They continue

their growling.

 

LUKE

You don't know where he is? ...Oh, he's

not there yet. Is that it?

 

The wookiees shake their heads in agreement at Luke's

answer.

 

LUKE

Oh boy. Well, all I can tell you is that,

uh, he and Han left here on schedule. If

he's not there now, they're way overdue.

There must've been trouble.

 

More smoke comes out of the engine and Artoo beeps at

Luke. The wookiees start sounding upset.

 

LUKE

(to Artoo)

Artoo, please, this is important.

(to Malla)

Now, now listen. Calm down. I mean, you

know how Han and Chewbacca are - anything

could've happened - they could've, they

could've stopped off somewhere, or been

held up by an asteroid storm. Listen, I

wouldn't worry about Chewbacca, I know

him and he hasn't missed a Life Day yet,

right?

 

The wookiees nod in agreement at Luke on their monitor.

 

LUKE

Well, there you go! He's not going to

miss this one either. It's just taking

him a little longer to get there, that's

all. He'll make it.

 

Luke starts to turn away and notices the "sad" expression

on Malla's face.

 

LUKE

Come on, don't look so worried. Now,

Chewie's not gonna wanna come home to a

house full of long faces, is he? Come on,

Malla. Let's see a little smile. Come on...

 

Malla finally gives in and smiles for Luke. Luke smiles

back at her in response.

 

LUKE

There, that's better. Try to enjoy your

Life Day. I gotta get back to this engine.

I think we might have it solved.

 

Artoo touches the engine and smoke comes out of it very

heavily.

 

LUKE

(to Artoo)

OH! ARTOO! What are you doing?! Oh no...

 

Artoo beeps at Luke. He looks up and pats Artoo on his

dome.

 

LUKE

It's alright. Nobody's perfect.

 

Smoke continues to fill the workshop and the wookiees

monitor's picture breaks up as the connection is broken.

They then close the secret panels to conceal the monitor.

Malla walks back over to the console that she used

earlier. She pushes more buttons on it and the screen

comes to life. First, the screen displays a message

saying: SUB TERMINAL 446B. Then, it flashes: STANDBY

followed by: CONNECT. The next screen pulls up the

message: TRADING POST WOOKIEE PLANET C. This then cuts to

a scene of a shop with an Imperial guard looking around

at the goods for sale. The owner of the establishment

walks into the store and notices the man. The owner is

Saundan.

 

SAUNDAN

Hello, an Imperial Guard. I suppose you

want to see my identification.

 

He reaches into his pocket to pull out his identification.

 

IMPERIAL GUARD

No, I'm off duty. I've come to look around

your shop.

 

SAUNDAN

Well, good, good, good. Look around,

browse around, make yourself at home...

As you can see I've got just about

everything a man or wookiee would want.

 

The Imperial Guard, who looking around on a table picks

up a clear bag and examines it.

 

SAUNDAN

Oh here, let me show you this; I really

love this.

 

He picks up a small clear box with a dark back on it. He

blows on it and shines it with his sleeve. He decides that

it is not good enough.

 

SAUNDAN

No...

 

He then picks up another and decides it is not good

enough either.

 

SAUNDAN

Uh-uh...

 

He then gets one that has a green base and smiles.

 

SAUNDAN

Ah, here we are. Here it is. A pocket

sized aquarium. Wonderful, isn't it?

 

He hands the aquarium to the guard who holds it up to

show the fish that are inside of it.

 

SAUNDAN

And, you can take it with you anywhere.

And the tank is a snap to clean.

 

IMPERIAL GUARD

I hate fish.

 

He puts the small tank back on the table and browses some

more at what is on it.

 

SAUNDAN

Well, so do I, as a matter of fact. I

take a drink once and a while, but I just

thought I'd show you some of the stupid

stuff those wookiees purchase from me. Oh,

here...

 

He walks over to a shelf behind them and gets a shoe box

sized container from off it.

 

SAUNDAN

Here's a hot little item that seems to be

moving pretty rapidly these days.

 

He sets the box on the table and opens it. A warbling

buzzer sounds and makes him look up.

 

SAUNDAN

Excuse me, I got a wall screen customer.

 

He turns to the wall screen.

 

SAUNDAN

(to Malla)

Good to see you again.

 

Malla growls and waves to him.

 

SAUNDAN

Don't worry Malla. I know just why you're

calling. You're wondering when that

shaggy carpet you ordered will arrive at

your home.

 

Malla growls in agreement with his assumption.

 

SAUNDAN

Let me assure you madam, it's on its way.

You know, it was made especially for you

by a little old woman four planets away.

She did it all by herself. In fact, you

might say she did it by Han... Solo.

 

Malla growls enthusiastically at him.

 

SAUNDAN

Tho' it's going to take some time to get

to you. I know you'll understand.

 

He looks back to see if the Imperial Guard is paying

attention to him.

 

SAUNDAN

(under his breath)

You understand don't you?

 

Malla growls agreement.

 

SAUNDAN

(normally)

Terrific! By the way, I'll be by later to

drop off that extra proton energy pack.

 

Malla waves farewell and growls.

 

SAUNDAN

You're welcome.

 

The call is terminated. Saundan turns back to the Guard

who is still browsing around the shop. He then proceeds

to pick up the item from the box that he was showing

before the wall screen call.

 

SAUNDAN

(to guard)

What's a matter? Don't you like this?

 

IMPERIAL GUARD

It's just a groomer.

 

SAUNDAN

Just a groomer?

 

IMPERIAL GUARD

A groomer..

 

SAUNDAN

Just a groomer, you say? It's a lot more

than that.

 

He picks up the manual for the groomer out of its box.

 

SAUNDAN

Evidently, you haven't read the

instructions, the warranty, and the

guarantee.

(reading from the manual)

... besides shaving and hair trimming.

It's guaranteed to lift stains off

clothing, faces, and hands. Cleans teeth,

fingers, and toenails. Washes eyes,

pierces ears, calculates, modulates, and

syncopates like rhythms and can repeat

the entire Imperial Code, all 17 volumes,

in half the time of the old XP-21. Just

the thing to keep you squeaky clean.

 

He puts the manual down on the table.

 

SAUNDAN

I use one of these all the time.

 

IMPERIAL GUARD

Really?

 

Saundan glances down at himself and notices how unkempt he

looks.

 

SAUNDAN

Well, not all the time, but some of the

time. Oh, another outstanding, uh,

feature of this little model - you can

recharge it by simply plugging it into

any ordinary laser outlet.

 

The Imperial Guard takes the groomer from the Saundan's

hands and puts it in his belt.

 

IMPERIAL GUARD

I'll take it.

 

SAUNDAN

Good! I thought you would. Well, would you

like to pay me something for it or give me

something in trade?

 

IMPERIAL GUARD

I said I'll take it!

 

The Imperial Guard turns and leaves the shop with the

groomer.

 

SAUNDAN

That's a load off my mind. I thought I

might embarrass you when I told you it

was a gift.

(to himself)

I don't like embarrassing people. I don't

like being embarrassed myself that's why

I, uh, don't like to embarrass people. I

just said that. ... just a groomer...

 

13. EXT. SPACE

 

Two Star Destroyers head across the screen.

 

14. INT. CORRIDOR

 

Darth Vader and an Imperial Officer are walking down a

corridor.

 

IMPERIAL OFFICER

We've ordered a blockade and a curfew. And,

started a search operation. It's just a

matter of time before we find the Rebels.

 

DARTH VADER

I want the Rebels located and identified.

If it means searching every household in

the system.

 

15. EXT. WOOKIEE HOME - DAY

 

Again, we are outside the cartoonish tree home of

Chewbacca's family.