Anzai Karoo: The Execution Derrick

1988 short story by Jonathan Hicks

One year after Episode IV - A New Hope

 

 

Anzai Karoo clicked the air drill back onto its clip in the tool locker.  He flopped his tired frame into the nearest seat and let out a long, exaggerated sigh of relief.

   “Finished at last.”  He cried in jubilation.  “No more repairs until we get to Wennicas.”

Karoo and his Astromech Droid assistant K3-NIK, who Anzai called NIK, had been working on their starship the Cannon Angel for most of the week.  Most of the major wiring components required resoldering and this had taken much of the time.  The other repairs had been simple, jobs that collectively taken perhaps half a day in total.  Anzai hated repair work, so NIK took care of the bulk of it.  NIK, programmed for obedience, willingly completed the tasks.  Being a jovial character, Anzai disliked NIK’s straightforward nature so he’d had him reprogrammed many years ago when he was still the ship Droid aboard their previous starship the Happy Contriver.  Unusually for an Astromech, NIK had a vocal device, allowing him to talk directly to his master.

   “No more repairs?”  Asked NIK.  “Like hell.  What about those clamp locks on the inner hatches you want installed?  Or the new ramp seals you said we needed so badly back on A-desando.”  NIK placed the last of the machinery into the locker and flicked it shut with his appendage.

Anzai waved an irritated hand at him.

   “That’ll have to wait till Wennicas.  We won’t have any trouble till then.”

NIK rotated his cylindrical domed head in a rough approximation of a shaking head. 

   “I’ll get the rest of our stuff.”

He pivoted on his central wheel and rolled to the outer door.  Anzai smiled to himself.  Shame NIK wasn’t really human.

 

 

   “Anzai, Anzai, wake up quick!”

NIK shook Anzai awake with one of his appendages.

   “Anzai, wake up!  Anzai!”

Anzai had been thinking to himself earlier that if he remained in the leather-padded seat that he was sure to fall asleep.  He had, and now he was annoyed to be awaked.

   “Karoo, you should open your eyes.  Open them now.”

That wasn’t NIK’s voice.

Anzai opened an eye slowly only to find it staring down the business end of a Blaster rifle.  He felt the icy trickle of sweat accumulate and run down his temples.

   “It’s rude to point.”  He remarked calmly.

   “On your feet.  Hurry up, I haven’t the time to waste.  On your feet and lock the outer hatch.  C’mon scum, move!”

Anzai wobbled unsteadily on his feet as he signalled NIK to do what the man had said.  After all, it was always unwise to disobey an Imperial Commander with a Blaster rifle.

NIK returned to Anzai’s side.  The Imperial waved the rifle at the Droid and motioned to Karoo. 

   “Shut it off.”

Anzai frowned and turned to NIK as the small Astromech Droid opened its chest panel.

   “It’s alright Anzai.  Shut me down and I’ll and recharge for a while.  I’ll be fine.”

Anzai reached into NIK’s chest and depressed a switch, then twisted a knob labelled `timer’ and closed the panel as the Droids lights dimmed to stand-by mode.

   “Right,” Said the Imperial, pointing his weapon back towards Anzai.  “Take me to the…Uhhh…”

The Imperial staggered and clutched at his shoulder, which Anzai noticed, was drenched in blood.  He lunged forward to take advantage of the Imperials pain but in a fluid motion the Imperial brought his weapon up to point at Anzai’s throat.

   “Back off.”  He hissed through gritted teeth.  “Back off or I’ll decorate the inside of your skull.”

Anzai backed off slowly.  To his amazement two other Imperials ran into the compartment.  One was a lieutenant, the other an armoured sergeant.  The lieutenant spoke first.

   “The hatchway is secure, sir.  The Executioners are outside the ship now.”

Anzai’s eyebrows lifted in surprise and shock.  It was then that he noticed a black pouch hanging from the commander’s belt.  Embossed on the pouch was an emblem.  The emblem of the Janos Executioners.

Almost three years previously the Empire had invaded the world of Janos.  A deeply religious and isolationist society, the Janites had reacted with anger and rebellion at the invasion and succeeded in repelling the Empire from their world after a two year occupation.  But Janos was also required by the Empire for its most dangerous natural resource – Janos Jewels, an ore found only on Janos and Escall which possessed incredible explosive properties.  After the retreat, the Emperor priest of Janos sent out Janos Executioners after those Imperials who had taken Janos Jewels from the homeworld.  This was one such Imperial.

   “Janos Executioners, eh?”  Smiled Karoo.  “I’d say you’re in big trouble.”

   “These fools have been chasing us for three days.”

   “Shouldn’t have taken their jewels then, should you?”

The Imperial frowned.

   “That’s enough out of you.  Do you realise what would happen if I smashed this stone?”  The grin on the Imperials face was pure malicious evil.

   “Yeah, I do.  You’d destroy this starship along with most of the landing bay.”

The Imperial nodded.

   “That’s correct.  So stow it.”

Anzai complied.  As he glanced around a beeper sounded off in the cockpit and all heads jerked to face it.

   “What’s that?”  The lieutenant asked in alarm

   Comm-unit.”  Anzai said.  “Somebody wants me.”

The commander frowned again and motioned to the cockpit.

   “Answer it.”  He said, and then winced as he rotated his shoulder.  “And get a med-kit for me.”

   Anzai looked at the fresh shoulder wound.  There was no sign of a burn mark around the entry wound, so the commander hadn’t been blasted.

   “Slug thrower?”  Anzai looked closer at the wound.  The commander nodded.  “The wound will infect.”  Anzai sounded almost sympathetic.  The commander shook his head.

   “Projectile went straight through.  Now answer the comm.”  He shoved the Blaster into Karoo’s side.  Now!”

Anzai ambled to the cockpit and seated himself.  He activated the comm.

   “Who is it?”

The comm hissed for a while and then a voice growled deeply.

   “Hand them over.”

   “Who is this?”  Karoo asked, but he knew full well who it was.  It was the Janos Executioners.

   “You know full well, Karoo.  We have no business with you…today.  Hand over the Imperials and we shall leave.”

   “There may be a problem with that request.  At the moment I’m their prisoner.”

   “We can wait.”  The connection fell silent.

Thanks a lot, thought Anzai.  Looking out of the cockpit window he could see four hooded figures waiting stoically at the edge of the bay.  He raised an eyebrow at them, for he knew that they could see him.

 

 

Anzai Karoo: The Execution Derrick

1988 short story by Jonathan Hicks

One year after Episode IV – A New Hope

 

 

Histories – Written on the 7th/28th June 1988

 

Cast of Characters

 

Anzai Karoo

K3-NIK